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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Ancient Rome had fucking dope LED lanterns. Why were there sharks?

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  Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde 2003

  ★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  The only good part of the movie was when the audience found out Bruiser was a male and gay and it cut to him wearing a tiny studded leather jacket.

Popular reviews

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  Shaky Shivers 2022

  ★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2023

  This has a lot of fun moments. Starts off strong and starts to fizzle out about half way through until the end. I think if Bob was cast differently some of the chemistry would have been better and felt less like a made for TV movie. For me this really felt like it was on the cusp of being really good but didn't quite get there. I thought it had a pretty similar tone to Theatre Camp but funnier and then it changed about 2/3 through.

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  Thanksgiving 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2024

  "This year, there will be NO LEFTOVERS!"

  Because this movie ate. What a goofy film. Fun.

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