Stonez

Stonez

Hearts are recommendations, usually.
2 1/2 stars = neutral rating; not good, not bad.

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Darkman

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  • Clerks

    ★★★★

  • Rehearsals for Retirement

  • Goodbye Bruce Lee: His Last Game of Death

  • The Conversation

    ★★★★★

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  • Rehearsals for Retirement

    Rehearsals for Retirement

    Avant-garde machinima. Imagine if this guy made an episode of Red vs. Blue. Pretty impressive for something captured on a PS2.

  • Goodbye Bruce Lee: His Last Game of Death

    Goodbye Bruce Lee: His Last Game of Death

    Holy shit. This is so hilariously bad. No decisions anybody makes are logical. The choreography is terrible. The Tower of Death sequence takes place in an incredibly cheap set. The editing is bizarre. Music from 2001 and the James Bond theme is present here at one point. On top of all this, a disco track is this films theme, which proudly declares Bruce Lee as “king of king fu.”

    Bruce Lee, of course, has no involvement with this production as he…

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  • Fall

    Fall

    The teaser really ended with the words “dropping soon” I can’t wait to see how this movie ends up.

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    Took me a long time to finally get around to watching this but I'm glad I did it tonight. I have zero problems with this film. The cast is amazing. The writing is great. The pacing is perfect thanks to the expert usage of business and an overall captivating story. When you say "masterpiece," you mean something like this. This is truly a masterpiece of cinema.