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Wicked 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I haven't seen a musical movie this good since...dang. Maybe this is the best musical I've ever seen. I have no complaints. Every song is excellent, the vocal talents of Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are absolutely phenomenal (shocker), and all of the visuals are absolutely stunning.
As I am one of the uncultured people who watched this with absolutely no knowledge of the original production or any of it's songs, I can't really speak to how good of an…
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Hot Frosty 2024
I am disappointed in that I expected a really stupid movie to make fun of with friends for being cringey and horny, but it turned out to have equal parts of legitimately funny interactions and surprisingly talented actors, to balance out the most insane premise.
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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 2022
This show is so poorly made it makes me angry. They have a very good premise, several talented actors and a massive budget, yet still managed to make something with less entertainment value than the Domino's order tracker. There is no coherent plot, the show just tells you she has good qualities without showing evidence of any, they invalidate Bruce's insane amounts of trauma because he's a man, and deliver what should be a good message in the most condescending…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
This movie is borderline flawless, and I can confidently say this is my favorite Marvel movie. I could not recommend it higher, and plan to watch it in theaters again. There has never been a Marvel movie that provided a greater sense of wonder, thrill, emotion, or catharsis. 9.7/10
It's hard to avoid the comparisons to recent Marvel properties, but that comparison is a disservice to this film. The sets, VFX, and character designs are of the highest quality I…
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