I have lived my entire life on a small island which has buried more dead than I wish to imagine; I have always been within easy walking distance of the shore. Granted, it gets a little crowded and noisy—1.6 million residents will do that—but sometimes, for example in the financial district over the weekend, when the markets are closed, it can almost approximate something quiet. I’m thinking of a time like that now, although it’s more than three decades past.…
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Magnolia 1999
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According to my 1999 journal, my entire reaction to Magnolia—my 376th theatrical screening of the year—was: “Great fucking film. Three fucking hours. Not actually sure why it’s called Magnolia.”
I didn’t know it at the time, but the film had its hooks in me. Just over two weeks later, as 1999 rolled over into 2000 and the digital plague of the prophesied Y2K disaster suddenly and spectacularly failed to cover the lands in darkness, I was watching Magnolia for the…
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Six Shooter 2004
As tediously transgressive as the rest of McDonagh's films, at least this one's short.
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The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters 2007
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Billy Mitchell:
“The worst thing that could happen would be to give somebody the credibility of a score that doesn’t deserve it. But even far worse than that would be to deny somebody the credibility when they deserved it.”
Steve Wiebe:
“It’s just, I mean, I know to win is like, so important. But to blatantly do things that are against the rules, and know in your heart that you didn’t do it correctly, and get credit for it…what…
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The Birds II: Land's End 1994
You know, I don’t consider myself a bad-movie buff, but occasionally I’ll realize that it’s pushing six in the morning on a Tuesday, and that I’ve just finished watching the German DVD I imported of a universally panned made-for-cable movie credited to Alan Smithee from nearly a quarter century ago, and I’ll think: normal people don’t do this, do they?
As unnecessary sequels to iconic horror properties directed by Rick Rosenthal go, this ain’t Halloween II. Hell, it ain’t even…
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