Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Holy snooze fest 😴😴😴

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  The Wiz 1978

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Pretty insane to make a movie where ur like, “hey let’s make a remake of wizard of oz but with actually good music and choreography and a better story and better sets and just overall better”

Popular reviews

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  Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022

  ½ Watched 27 May 2022 1

  Hey look it’s Flea!
  No Flea don’t slowly run after that child get her!
  NO FLEA DONT LET THAT SMALL BRANCH ON THE GROUND STOP YOUR PROGRESS CATCH THAT FUCKING CHILD!

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  All Too Well: The Short Film 2021

  ½ Watched 16 Nov 2021

  Taylor Swift: “I’m still hung up on something that happened 10 years ago so I’m going to make a 15 minute self masturbatory short film about how my old boyfriend didn’t talk to me when he was hanging out with his friends because for some reason I can’t engage socially with people unless it’s through interactions with another person who knows both of us”

  Jake Gyllenhaal texting some 25 year old model: “ I like your shoes🤪”