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Recent reviews

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  The Exorcism of Emily Rose 2005

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I forgot how much of this movie is straight up boring courtroom procedural.

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  The Birth of a Nation 2016

  ★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Nate Parker and Armie Hammer aside, this move is not very compelling.

Popular reviews

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  Cathode Fuck 1986

  ★★★ Rewatched 03 Jul 2021

  How is this more intense than I remember from my first late-90s viewings?

  I'm glad I decided to clean out these old VHS, but jeez, maybe I'm getting too old for this stuff.

  Excellent compilation from the tape trading era. I can't believe I used to invite people over and force them to watch this.

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  The Batman 2022

  ½ Watched 24 Apr 2022 1

  I'd be hard-pressed to think of a more miserable slog than this film. Endless scene after endless scene of people talking in stilted manner. Endless boring action so wooden it looks like some type of poorly choreographed flash mob done by characters you care nothing about.

  Paul Dano, a never-miss, totally absent for much of the film. All dialogue filled to the brim with boring Batman-isms.

  And the runtime is a fucking joke.

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