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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  abysmal, a sober stephen king and a boring breeder make the lowest camp for social media consumption and reaction. faggots, sex-pests and french men unite it is time to retake genre fiction. also theater full of sociopaths. reactions like we were being filmed, everyone ready to go viral, laughs so fake and intense i felt like i was being gang-stalked, the man next to me took a fucking flash selfie and smelt like Tom Ford 🤢

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  A Fairy Tale Christmas 2005

  Watched 24 Dec 2024

  ghoulish hands... really dig the tubular reindeer and watching him poke around indoors

Popular reviews

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  Priscilla 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Nov 2023

  black hands white feet black hands white feet. life made meaningless for the mass by a neurotic celebrity class. we're not allowed to love creation or it's contentiously understood yet prime idols. robbed of idols replaced by mocking hands with the false. elvis was good enough for me, denied Christ. again again replaced with thin air now. a period set of ikea furniture. a casting couch for those who have everything to martyr themselves in spite. nothing left. back to basement back to bar back to church.

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  Fishbelly White 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2021

  Gay interest. Gay films frequently fail in depicting both youth and country life (though these are two frequently used fetish-tropes), and yet Fishbelly White manages to marry these elements authentically. Feels like discovering some hidden smalltown underbelly, some secret yokel cruising culture hidden in the backwoods. And in fact it was filmed locally in Rutland Vermont. Vermont experiences harsh winter weather blanketing it’s nearly 85% wilderness in thick snow. Isolation leads it’s dwellers frequently into dark mamalian impulse - fetish…

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