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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Cheeky bit of Zionism

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2023

  Personally I don’t understand Robert Pattinson’s complaining in this movie. 
  Trapped in a ceaseless, salt-brined purgatory with Willem Dafoe sounds like heaven to me.

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  The Lion King 1994

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2023 1

  AWEBAWAY-AWEBAWAY-AWEBAWAY-AWEBAWAY

  Not the soundtrack to this movie but the scene in Succession where a drug addled Kendall is singing this to annoy Roman. This is the level of cultural impact this film had. 
  An absolute mastahpiece, in the words of the esteemed Dunkey.

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2023

  What Millie Bobby Brown’s eighteenth birhday did for pedophiles, this movie did for Koreaboos.

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