Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Sign me THE FUCK UP

• 

  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This was good but i also spent the last couple episodes playing candy crush on my phone. The single take feels like being clockwork orange’d.

Popular reviews

• 

  Love Actually 2003

  ★★ Watched 08 Jan 2024 2

  went over to dads house to hang out at his request. I walk in and he’s watching this and tells me to shut up because there’s only like 5 minutes left ( he was not even halfway into the film). 45 minutes later I’m still sitting on the couch scrolling on my phone and he won’t let me talk to him. 50 minutes in I look over and this motherfucker is crying and trying not to be loud about it.…

• 

  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Jun 2024 1

  if you’re a serial riffer do NOT go see this movie with friends because there is in fact VERY LITTLE SOUND and the WHOLE THEATER will have to listen to you choke on your own laughter for 2 hours

Following