Maura

Maura

someone please take the five star review option away from me

Favorite films

  • Dirty Dancing
  • Mary Poppins
  • Almost Famous
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

  • tick, tick... BOOM!

    ★★★★½

  • Burlesque

    ★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    ★★★★

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    the narrator pointing out that it’s hard to connect to margot robbie calling herself ugly is my favorite fourth wall break ever💕

  • tick, tick... BOOM!

    tick, tick... BOOM!

    ★★★★½

    the moral of the story is: if you don’t accomplish anything by 30 because other people have, you will never accomplish anything. unless you get past 30 and realize you aren’t actually super old and can still try new things

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ★★★

    my mom didn’t realize the creepy baby was cgi.  she sends me a bunch of ai baby and animal videos, so it’s to be expected. and why did they cgi it?? why??

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    i had my first kiss after making my first high school boyfriend watch this movie with me in my garage. then my second boyfriend looked like scott pilgrim. that’s the pilgrim effect my friend