Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Braveheart 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  everyone shut up I love this movie

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  Gone with the Wind 1939

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I don’t get the appeal, it’s just a movie about a bunch of fucking losers

Popular reviews

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  Christmas Eve on Sesame Street 1978

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2020

  Grover, on the verge of tears: “What happens though if Santa cannot get down the chimney, cannot get through the door—it is locked—and cannot get through the window, ‘cause the window is locked, and he will never bring the presents ever again? ...What happens?”

  5-yo girl, unmoved: “I don’t know. Maybe they’ll move.”

  If you’re wondering, I owned an audio recording of this movie on cassette tape, which I listened to every night as I went to sleep for essentially my entire childhood. So, yes, I can recite it from memory.

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  Lan Yu 2001

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jul 2020

  I kinda feel like this was a classic case of "bury your gays." Why do homosexual relationships in movies have to end tragically? Is there no place in the world for gay couples? I understand it's for drama, but can't they just live their lives happily?