Lil' Microplastic

Lil' Microplastic

just dumpin' ratings and blurbs into the void

starz guide:
1: sux
2: ok
3: good
4: great
5: all-time favorite

Favorite films

  • Buffalo '66
  • Paid in Full
  • Over the Edge
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • 31

  • Leatherface

    ★★

  • Cisco Pike

    ★★★

  • Certain Fury

    ★★

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  • 31

    31

    just as bad as I remembered, but it's a big favorite of a guy I know with an "EAT SHIT AND DIE" license plate frame on the back of his truck.

  • Leatherface

    Leatherface

    ★★

    as a nasty, gory torture-porn-influenced thing, this is alright; as a Leatherface origin story, it's unnecessary, unimaginative, and misunderstands the character. Still better than some other TCM sequels/prequels/rehashes/cash grabs, though.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★

    Robert Zombie's entries in the Hallowe'en franchise are, um...flawed pieces of work. I still feel compelled to give 'em a rewatch once every few years when they're in season, though, which I guess says something. The eye-rollingly stoopid teenage edgelord dialogue in this one is just piled on way too heavy, even for RZ. You know it's bad when Ken Foree, on the toilet in a truck stop, perusing an issue of Swank, warns Michael Myers "I got a taco…

  • The Big Boss

    The Big Boss

    ★★★

    Bruce Lee kicks ass...eventually

    too much time between fights, but the story isn't bad, and when the fights do happen, you see why this is the movie that made Lee a star.