swinefIu

swinefIu

blood blood gore murder guts splatter ew! death!!!!!! knife killing maniaaaaaaaacs!

bonus points for cool technicolor nightmares

Favorite films

  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Man Bites Dog
  • Don't Torture a Duckling

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★

  • Army of Darkness

    ★★★★★

  • The Men Who Stare at Goats

    ★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★

    Call me what you like, but I don't see the appeal. Beautiful movie, though.

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★★★★

    Five stars for being batshit. I thought the movie was good but going balls to the wall earns so much respect from me. I admire what this movie stands for in terms of creative indulgence.

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  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    ★★★★½

    It's fucking disgusting. I love it. Sucks that the theme of the movie also applies to the shitty director.

  • Redline

    Redline

    ★★★★★

    Man just wants to win a race!