Favorite films

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This movie needs to use the substance. (Then it would suck less)

  Jokes aside it was okay. Swings right out the gate with its obvious message - but does not let down. It continues to jam it down your throat for longer than necessary, over-explaining everything along the way. Some pretty fun gore towards the end but it felt like it couldn’t decide whether it wanted to be fully campy & satirical or not. and whilst the two leads were good, it’s unfortunate for them that the script is weak as piss. High production value ≠ good.

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  Wake in Fright 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Exactly what my 7 year old self pictured when my parents told me we were moving to Australia back in 2010.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Count Orlok is going to be responsible for either permanently ruining the moustache community, or working insane wonders for it.

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  For the life of me I couldn’t put into words the wall of thoughts that sat with me after watching this. 
  So, I took everything that I pondered upon, every piece of the dark monolith that consumed me, and I put it into an AI to perfectly summarise my feelings towards the behemoth that is Oppenheimer.
  It is as follows:

  Oppy is so adorable! I just want to grip his ravenous cheek bones as I watch him casually consume that mandarin segment.