John Plossl

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Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • Throne of Blood
  • The Thing
  • The Thin Man

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  • The Transformers: The Movie

    ★★★★

  • Mystery Island: Winner Takes All

    ★★

  • Moana 2

    ★★½

  • The Client

    ★★½

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  • The Transformers: The Movie

    The Transformers: The Movie

    ★★★★

    Still the best Transformers film and legitimately one of the more traumatizing films of my childhood as the movie spends the first 20 minutes killing everyone you know from the animated series to make way for a whole new line of (inferior) robots. Excellent soundtrack and some brutal robot violence make up for some silliness in the middle.

    On a side note, is Earth the only planet with organic life? Every other planet in the Transformers universe seems to be robots...

  • Mystery Island: Winner Takes All

    Mystery Island: Winner Takes All

    ★★

    Mainly watched because I like Elizabeth Henstridge and apparently hate myself. While it is marginally better than the first film, it is still bad by even Hallmark Mystery standards.

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  • The Love Bug

    The Love Bug

    ★★★

    Disney Live Action Films

    Dean Jones can take any ridiculous Disney premise and make it 30-40% more plausible.

  • The Replacements

    The Replacements

    ★★★

    “Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.” You tell them Falco…you tell them.