Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  My Dinner with Andre 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Omg I’ve been meaning to watch this since Community spoofed.. Abed is so perfect for the role of Andre 

  Maybe I’m a fckn loser, but I enjoy a movie like this more than something like Everything Everywhere All at Once 😳 😳 IK it’s dry & we’re burnt out on men YAPPING, but it’s so timeless. Just a convo can be a transcendent movie experience!! Who would have thunk. def one I’ll need to revisit.

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  Shampoo 1975

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Oh to be in this late 60’s LA subculture 💭💭 at least until Nixon was elected :(

  Really is a miracle how Beatty manages to make a fuckboy hairdresser likeable

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024 1

  I’m also willing to DIE for PUSSY from GOTH girls with ENORMOUS FOREHEADS

  12/10

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Her puffy sleeve doctor’s scrubs was really the peak for me. A MODERN FAIRY TALE FOR THE AGES & no storage of bush! 10/10 🖤