Bruh, for a movie that has only ADR'd dialogue, a real person even ADR'd all of the dog noises, that is insane.
The editing and writing on this movie is a complete fever dream, it's like a Neil Breen martial arts film.
Also, how were the kid action scenes better executed than the adult ones???
Also, also, there's just straight-up several Dark Knight musical cues in this for some reason.
Also, also, also, the principal's "placard" is just a notebook…
Had a lot of fun with this one, probably the best killer elevator movie that I've seen. There's light thriller elements that make it seem along the lines of a Michael Crichton story, and it's got violent parts, but not so violent that it's shocking or tasteless. I'm content just calling it a fun movie to turn your brain off for, it's not as crazy as Dick Maas's Amsterdamned, but is more focused in the story it's presenting, at least.
This is the first movie that I've felt compelled to write a review for. A low body count and frustratingly incompetent man characters as the only things to anticipate or attach to makes for an extremely padded out movie that's almost all filler. With no stakes, there's no suspense, and the characters could avoid any problems by saying "I'm being serious, there are men dressed as clowns invading our home", but if anyone could take that step, then there wouldn't…
What an amazing poster, it's 1000x better than the film itself.
Supernatural slasher that's distinctly Italian, with bad, on the nose dialogue, all of which is dubbed over, and an attempt at the extreme color you'd get from Argento, but with no budget. There's some fun moments and neat practical effects, but the plot makes no sense, and I got tired of the nonstop day-for-night pretty quickly.
The music is the most noteworthy thing about it, and even then, you…
