syre

syre

Lover of hangout affair. Hater of films set in one location (most of the time)
Trying to walk the path of the righteous man.

Favorite films

  • Enter the Dragon
  • Friday
  • Bottle Rocket
  • Candyman

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  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

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  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

    Lost somebody last Friday & this felt like a warm hug

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

    Deadpool & Wolverine’s idea of an R rated superhero film feels ultimately like drinking a soda…empty calories. Zero real stakes. Shitty villain. Cameos and callbacks present just because. Infrequent bouts of edgelord humor (humor at the expense of various communities that feels at place on the new Eminem album) that falls flatter than nobody’s business. The visual flare, writing and presentation of a YouTube fan film but with 180 million times the budget and ~110 times the length. I haven’t seen…

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★

    Felt very weird watching John David play a complete asshat when I’m used to seeing him play more reserved characters but he did really well in that regard. Zendaya’s come so far as an actress and she shined with what she was working with as well. This felt like it was one big elaborate response to critics from Sam Levinson tho in like the biggest way it was comical lmao all the shit abt identity politics sounded so unnatural coming from them I feel like that’s where it missed the mark for me not to mention the length