Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

  ★★½ Watched 20 Oct 2023

  disappointing amount of tom cruise running, can’t rate it any higher

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  Stop Making Sense 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Oct 2023

  I like to watch him flail and prance as I do various chores and vibe to his melodies

Popular reviews

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  The Legend of Tarzan 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jun 2022 2

  “Oh it’s entirely unnecessary as a sequel, who asked for this?”
  Fuck you, you pathetic squishy little man, who the fuck even asked for your opinion, sit your ass down.
  Lemme teach you a little thing about jungle mode.
  I go into this movie with 3 expectations:

  I want to see gorilla man in action. 

  I want dope ass climbing and vine acrobatics. 

  I want to become one with the jungle.

  These expectations are exceptionally fulfilled, providing me with the…

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  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2023 2

  I have been told that Shia labeouf goes Tarzan mode. 5 stars

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