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Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  I didn’t think it could be true.
  I didn’t think that anything could best Twilight for the worst movie of all time. I was… I guess… maybe even scared for something to top it. 

  But here we are. 

  This is truly one of the occasions where it pays off to judge a book by its cover. And even if you don’t do that, you should judge it by the description. 
  If you are a masochist like myself, then you are…

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  Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol 2011

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Good for an action/spy movie.
  I like the mission impossible movies, and it’s pointless to pint out stupidity within them. 

  So I’ll say this; 
  I would rather shoot a can of soup from 500 yards with a shotgun as I’m being manicured and drowned in horchata than watch this movie again. 

  I bet you don’t know whether that a good or bad thing. 

  Me either. 

  This movie IS. 

  Watch it.

Popular reviews

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  There is not a single bad piece of Wallace and Gromit media. 
  They are all so good.

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ½ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  Never in my life did I ever consider that this movie would suck. 
  People talk about it like it made them a millionaire and raised their children to become geniuses and cured their mother of cancer. 
  This movie is bad. 
  So bad in fact that I’m rating it the same as Borderlands. 
  Why do people like this?
  How do people like this? 
  This woman, with the pink hair that everyone says is the most attractive woman ever to walk the…