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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie starts with a mutant raccoon singing Radiohead’s “Creep” and somehow continues to get less subtle for two hours.
Let me preface this by saying I like some of the Marvel movies. Tight suits and super powers. Rootin-tootin-bad-guy-shootin. This is American culture. Additionally, I cannot stand when people hate on something just because it’s popular or easily digestible (see: my review of Cha Cha Real Smooth). You filmbro Scorsese fanboy “well it just isn’t cinema” fucks make me want…
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John Mulaney: Baby J 2023
Ugh. Mulaney’s old schtick worked so well because of the caricature of himself he would play. The light hearted, dorky schtick does not work unless the material is equally dorky and light hearted. There was nothing special about John - he was your pal, your neighbor, an everyman, and it worked so well. As desperately as he tries to make addiction quirky, it falls largely flat. What was once endearing is now just flat out annoying.
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