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I'm Still Here 2024
No spectacle; instead just showing us normal life while something horrible casually happens.
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No Hard Feelings 2023
Watched on a plane and they did not censor Jennifer Lawrence’s nude fight scene like I thought they usually always did?
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The Trump Prophecy 2018
Ok so to preface this, my criticisms are not at all directed towards the people who worked on this film which includes many of my best friends. I love you guys but this is probably the worst film I’ve ever seen.
Not really a film as much as a collection of short films, some of which have no connection to each other.
Part 1 - Firefighter boi gets ptsd and makes prophecy.
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Hot Wheels: World Race 2003
In this movie theres a part where a guy yells "those are human beings!" But when I watched this as a kid I thought he said "those are human beans!" And that really set the tone for my life at the time.
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