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The Rise of the Nutters 2007
one of the most endlessly quotable hours of entertainment i've ever seen. almost makes me proud to be scottish.
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The Fall: The Wonderful and Frightening World of Mark E. Smith 2005
subtitles required viewing
(i do love the fall but this was fine, just fine)
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
two hours of ryan reynolds wanking himself off on a multiplex screen. creatively bankrupt, deeply unfunny, hideous to the eye and extraordinarily boring. made for adult babies who like to gawk and clap whenever they're reminded of something else that already exists. the satire skills of a terminally online twelve year old. i don't like being told to feel bad for products disguised as "movies" that some people didn't like twenty years ago but still made morally dubious corporations hundreds…
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A Complete Unknown 2024
regardless of what i think about the film, it has done wonders for my hinge game. gains half a star for johnny cash.
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