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  • The Choice

    ½

  • Over the Hedge

    ★★★½

  • The Expendables 2

    ★½

  • Life of Brian

    ★★★★

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  • The Choice

    The Choice

    ½

    tough watch. 
    to express the pain i am in this will be a Kanye style review on what elements of this movie betrayed me (sucked):
    THE ACCENTS
    TRAVIS’ HAIR
    AMOUNT OF TIMES THE WORK “SQUIRT” WAS USED
    HOW FRIENDLY EVERYONE WAS
    THE SISTER ENCOURAGING THE BROTHER TO BOINK SOMEONE WITH A BOYFRIEND
    THE CAR ACCIDENT??? (brother the movie should have ended 40 minutes earlier)
    AND OF COURSE THE MUSIC

    I AM IN PAIN. 
    I am always here for a cliche rom com but this one had no soul - no substance to it if you will.

  • Over the Hedge

    Over the Hedge

    ★★★½

    Rewatching of a masterpiece. 
    Talk about being a jack of all trades- this movie provides it all, a an all star voice cast, fear, suspense, laughs, excitement, tears, character development and SEVERAL valuable lessons mostly revolving around greed, commercialisation and overpopulation and most of all loyalty. 
    Let me be the first to say it - hear me out… RJ walked so that the fox from Zootopia could run, although still don’t really get the whole golf bag thing but.
    Thirroul Living could take over the US Government with Gladys Sharp as the ring woman #girlboss

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  • Life of Brian

    Life of Brian

    ★★★★

    as one who went to catholic school this is both biblically and historically accurate. 
    bald men and aspiring cult leaders everywhere have something to look forward to with the second coming of brian

  • The Expendables 2

    The Expendables 2

    ★½

    so out of left field for me but *womp womp* is all i can say really. 
    felt no emotional connection to any of the cast so really didn’t care what happened to them (tbh actually sad the good guys won here)

    did you guys know that dolph lundgren did his masters of electrical engineering at University of Sydney???? Yeah i did too because i spent most of this movie in the “personal lives” part of every actors wiki than watching it 🫨

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