Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Never Let Go 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  Oh Halle… Don’t worry, it will get better the next time.

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Sep 2024 1

  I wonder why I decided to watch this.

Popular reviews

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  Prey 2022

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2022 4

  What have we learned?

  Native americans of 1700s speak american english.

  You can heal any severe wounds with cheetos.

  It turned out french colonizers came from Texas. Les croissants, yeehaaw!

  You don’t need muscles and fire weapon to defeat that weak pathetic pussy Predator, it’s enough to be a 15 years old teenager.

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  Coo of The Far Seas 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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