Tanner Hayes

Tanner Hayes

Favorite films

  • American Honey
  • Clerks
  • Rocket Science
  • Muriel's Wedding

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • My Old Ass

    ★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    very fun movie. beautifully shot, and I loved how stylized it was. 

    to be completely honest, I did keep falling in and out of sleep, but that’s because I shouldn’t see a movie after 8PM. with the themes of this movie, it might actually be the one film where falling in and out of sleep somehow enhanced — or at least was weirdly interesting for — the watching experience.

    3.5/5, would mostly-watch-but-also-a-little-bit-sleep-watch again.

  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★

    Not the movie I expected going in. It was a sweet coming of age, but there’s better. Appreciate a storyline about someone realizing their sexuality is more expansive in the opposite direction from what we usually see. 

    Expected a buddy comedy, and Aubrey Plaza was more of a cameo.

    Still glad it exists for young queer ppl.

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★½

    “Girl, it was camp.” - Mariah Balenciaga

    Denzel standout, Paul Mescal obviously hot but felt kinda grimy and evil. Pedro barely in it, and his character felt flat and without an arc. 

    Felt like this movie was literally plucked out of 2005.

  • The Curse

    The Curse

    ★★★★½

    stranger things could never

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