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The Substance 2024
I think I’m going to write a ten page essay on this film and its relation to feminist surrealism and the theory of hyperreality for fun. I started taking notes 10 minutes in. Who ever said a liberal arts degree is useless?
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The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya 2010
There is no greater pain than the knowledge that The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya is one of the best animated films of all time
but no one outside of its niche will watch it because it requires watching an admittedly weird and problematic (but awesome) 28 episode anime series in order to understand. I’m almost glad it’s not in the top 250 narrative features list right now because I hate when film bros with no knowledge of Haruhi’s impact on…Translated from by -
Love Actually 2003
This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen and I feel like everyone who likes this movie is fucking with me.
British people are not cute or charming in any way and every single romantic relationship portrayed in this movie has a slimy power dynamic. The prime minister character is British nationalist propaganda tbh. Why is everyone so obsessed with him? In what world am I supposed to find the leader of the fucking UK ogling after his…
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