Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Deathtrap 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  veins bulging out of my temples and neck and forehead as i resist saying "that's what he said" every other line. but i mean come onnn "youve opened so many doors for me" and "oh this is so much harder than i expected" ??? it's just too easy.

  anyway. one of those movies where it's painfully obvious that it was adapted from a stage play. love the comedy in it though!! and all those intricate rituals mmm <3 oh and…

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  i am shaking ahahaha naomi scott i love u so much 💖 and to me that is canonically taub who continues to get up to absolute Antics. god i just love the score it's so anxiety inducing and stressful. the specific kind of goopy gore in these movies is so fun like it could be MORE fun but it's unexpected in a charming way....

Popular reviews

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  Mayhem 2017

  ★★ Watched 09 Jul 2023 3

  in my opinion the only appeal this has is seeing hot people covered in blood and beating people up. god steven yeun is so hot. i fucking hate the sound design in this and the story is boring and the voiceover narration is annoying. it's just all very tacky and not enough to be campy

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  Lake Mungo 2008

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Aug 2023

  literally so fucking insane. stories where a strained relationship becomes the ghost. stories where ghosts haunt themselves. stories where our understanding of the fabric of the world is questioned. stories where linear time has kinks in it. ggghhhrhrh!!