Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Road House 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Feb 2025

  Patrick Swayze in a billowing pant oh we eating!!!

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  Shadow of the Vampire 2000

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  The Disaster Artist if it slayed (did not cast James Franco)

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  My date wouldn’t let me drive him back home to Bed-Stuy because “we haven’t been seeing each other long enough” for him to throw up in front of me. He literally just walked home in the rain to vomit with dignity. Five stars, would watch again, hope he got it all out.

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  Pottersville 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2023

  I once saw Michael Shannon in a bar and had my friend, the bartender, send him a drink from me. When he came over to thank me, I told him I watch Pottersville every Christmas. I will never forget the exact way he replied “God bless you.” Five stars.