Tristan

Tristan

Movies are better enjoyed with more than one set of eyes

and a copious amount of unrelated banter in the background

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Wings of Desire
  • The Thing
  • Shrek 2

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

  • The Conversation

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

  • Trap

    ★½

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

    I tell you hwat, people said this was funny and holy moly they were correct. As creative as it gets 

    cannot wait for Thousands of Beavers, let alone the eventual Millions of Beavers

  • The Conversation

    The Conversation

    ★★★★

    Shoulda put this guy on Watergate

    I could hear the damn ants marching. Once I gain enough disposable income I will become an “audiophile” and purchase $5 billion dollars worth of amps, speakers, and reel-to-reel machines. Then and only then will I be able to hear Paul McCartney’s balls clack together while he puts his whole Paulussy into Arrow Through Me.

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  • The Grand Tour: Sand Job

    The Grand Tour: Sand Job

    ★★★★

    I love my blokes

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★★½

    That bitch cyclical, and evil!