Tristan

Tristan

Movies are better enjoyed with more than one set of eyes

and a copious amount of unrelated banter in the background

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Wings of Desire
  • The Thing
  • Shrek 2

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  • My Old Ass

    ★★★★½

  • About Time

    ★★★★½

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★★

  • Baraka

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  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★★½

    Halfway: Chad is saying too many of the right things, he’s definitely talking to his old ass. 

    Conclusion: Nah, he’s just like that.

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★★

    mmmm yes, pathetic Jason Shwartzman character. My favorite. 

    Simply a masterclass in stop motion animation, AND it’s quirky as all get out

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  • The Grand Tour: Sand Job

    The Grand Tour: Sand Job

    ★★★★

    I love my blokes

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★★½

    That bitch cyclical, and evil!