Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  When two characters are having the most predictable reunion of all time while Anthony Mackie is in the background hitting That Stare™

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  When the film cuts from the rawest fight scene of all time to Jim Carrey spanking Jim Carrey that’s when you know cinema has peaked.

Popular reviews

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  Scream 7 2026

  ½ Added

  this shit so ass

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  take a shot every time they say miner

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