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  • Lady Bird
  • Anora
  • The Florida Project
  • The Worst Person in the World

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  • Magazine Dreams

    ★★½

  • The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    ★★★

  • The Secret Life of Pets

    ★★½

  • A Bucket of Blood

    ★★★½

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★★

    Saw zero trailers, zero reviews, zero critic scores. I simply seen the poster & it’s concept and knew this would be a banger

    It’s hard to put in words how phenomenal a film that has none truly is. It’s a masterpiece in visually storytelling. It’s one of the most emotionally stunning, visually compelling, and anxiety inducing films I ever seen.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    Obvious birthday movie choice

    Okay so going into a Sean baker film you expect 3 things:

    Gritty Realism
    Pretty Colors 
    Many Sex 

    Sean makes his film on the premise of seeming as real as possible, through the screenplay and captured by the actress/actor on set. He accomplishes this at an obscene level by disregarding traditional filmmaking norms when writing the screenplay. Examples would be the arguments in the film. Most films want you to actually hear the substance of the…

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  • Magazine Dreams

    Magazine Dreams

    ★★½

    I was going to start this review with a joke saying " this is joker for GymTok niggas" but it literally becomes joker in the third act wtf??

    Absolutely phenomenal performance by Majors, easily the best of his career. But its hard tk find praise for the performance when he's playing a delusionally psychopathic, violent, and egotistical piece of shit. Killian Maddox would have been huge, but he ruined his future due to being violently & abusive. Kylian Maddox IS Johnathan…

  • The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    ★★★

    Heartbreaking topic, very, VERY mediocre execution. There’s YouTube videos that are more in depth on the topic of discussion than this

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★½

    Perfection of a buddy cop feel type movie. The third act is one of the funniest and most engaging pieces of action comedy I ever seen. The writing is actually pretty clever throughout the entire thing.

    It loses half a star cuz of holly, as a fellow GirlDad everything she did pissed me off

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Bro first it was Kravitz, next he plays the lover to zendaya, now he’s in a movie where he wakes to Annamaria & Naomi fighting over his Johnson. Fuck Pattinson dude

    Bong joon Ho clearly wanted to make his post Oscar’s sweep ambition baby. And this is definitely daring , tho only in concept unfortunately. I wish he went more wacky routes with the execution, if you’re gonna be adventurous you gotta take the full leap. What we end up with…