Tyler Balmforth

Tyler Balmforth

There's another name you might know me by, Star Lord
I like movies too much

Favorite films

  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Knives Out
  • Django Unchained
  • Interstellar

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  • In Bruges

    ★★★★½

  • Shrek

    ★★★★★

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★

  • Sausage Party

    ★★½

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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★½

    I feel like I should be talking in an Irish accent and putting a swear word at the end of All my sentences now... ya fucker.

    I think this Is one of the most natural feeling movies I've ever seen, where every line and scene just feels natural, whether that's natural funny, natural wholesome or natural brutality... ya wanker.

    Farrel and Gleeson where both fun of course, but seeing Ralph Fiennes playing this proper rough and sweary brit was really…

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★★

    I mean, it's Shrek. I would feel wrong going below 10/10.

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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★★★

    I swear every time I see Tom Hardy on a movie he has a new accent.

    I enjoyed this quite a bit, from the cool opening and the tense as hell bear scene, then it continued being tense and brutal for the rest of the movie, almost.

    It's very well shot and looks great, making it feel very close and personal.

    Leonardo DiCaprio was great considering he barely spoke, but managed to show a lot with a little. And Tom…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★★

    I remember for some reason when i was about 6, asking my mum to play the trailer for this movie before i went into school. I don't know why, but these characters i had barely heard of before that were being played by people who were barely A list at the time, really got me excited.

    And then I watched the movie, and haven't stopped for over a decade. I know every word, sound and song in this movie, and…

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