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Favorite films

  • Excalibur
  • King Kong
  • Starship Troopers
  • Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

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  • The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle

  • Red Midnight

  • At Long Last Love

  • Stage Fright

    ★★★½

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  • The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle

    The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle

    Probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen and it's supposed to be a fun children's musical. I wish I could erase it from my brain. Felt like watching a feature length creepy pasta but it was REAL

    BWWARE ALL WHO ENTER THESE DEPTHS

  • Red Midnight

    Red Midnight

    A nuclear-fear infused exploitation movie SHOULD be right up my alley but instead this movie was utterly incomprehensible and uninteresting

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  • Reagan

    Reagan

    ½

    I've been waiting for this day for four years.

    You take one of the (if not THE) worst presidents this country has ever had.

    This man:
    - destroyed the middle class and created the greatest wealth gap we've ever seen
    - ignored the AIDs crisis for years while untold thousands died
    - tripled the national debt
    - illegally sold weapons to Iran to fund right wing death squads in Nicaragua
    - both launched and lost the failed war on drugs…

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

    Big evil monopolizing corporation realizes it can make even MORE money by making fun of itself for being a big evil monopolizing corporation.

    Disney's merger with 20th Century Fox is a genuinely frightening event in cinema history, and there is something spectacularly insidious about the chief villain making a nostalgic comedy about it and profiting even more. It's like if Barnes and Noble resurrected a phantom Border's Bookstore and urged nostalgic readers inside.

    I'm genuinely in awe of the fucking…

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