That’ll do, pig.
If it wasn’t for the singing mice this would be 5/5.
The movie theater I spent my whole life going to is closing down on Thursday and this is the final film I’ll be seeing there. I honestly feel pretty heartbroken about it. My family used to go there all the time. We saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop three times here, arrived late to The Blindside and had terrible front row seats, I played hooky from work to see Into the Spiderverse, and went theater hopping to multiple shows with my…
Movies are amazing, man. Truly amazing that I can physically be sitting in my comfy apartment and yet from watching this movie alone I can have my entire soul crushed without leaving my chair.
To quote the remarkable James Blunt, “I’m so hollow, baby.”