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Nosferatu 2024
Gotta give it to Count Orlock for being 300+ years old and still being able to get it up.
Must suck to be a cuck to a freaky ass vampire. She was all like “he loves me better than you” ouch. That would fuck me up for a while.
Reminds me of that scene from big daddy. Old balls… grossTranslated from by -
Evil Dead Rise 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Dialogue was lame. Had the Necronomicon, chainsaw, shotgun, blood etc etc but didn’t feel like an Evil Dead movie. “I’m a guitar technician NOT a Groupie” says the pregnant “head roadie” hopeful who works in a really fucking famous band that appears to play shit-hole clubs. I wonder how that all adds up. Also whats up with the whole I don’t like bugs in my tummy. That child has to be like 15 or 14, I’m pretty sure when I…
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