Karsten Rimcrust

Karsten Rimcrust

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  • Commando

  • In the Lost Lands

  • All About Eve

  • A Complete Unknown

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    The prevailing feeling I get from this film is that I really want to Google “sensual lesbian kissing xxx” Like my 15 year old self certainly would have. 
    I won’t do that though. Either because in the almost decade since ritually watching sensual lesbians kissing was my thing I have come to the realisation that pornography is a powerful tool of satan made exponentially more powerful by the thing on which I am writing this “review” and the thing on…

  • Plane

    Plane

    I briefly became a relative of the writer when the large .50 cal sniper rifle was used to savagely rip through bad guys and send there dead bad-guy bodies ragdolling through the air. Cool stuff. 

    I also enjoyed when the hot Swedish girl let Butler hit in the post-credits scene as a thank you for saving the day. A classy bookend to an enjoyable moviegoing experience.

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  • Barbie and the Diamond Castle

    Barbie and the Diamond Castle

    The two female leads are chased around by an evil dragon with a big glowing cock on its forehead and fly away from the two male love-interests on a rainbow. Ok ladies, the long fingernails ain’t fooling me. I’m sure the guitar isn’t the only thing they strum together. 

    I sincerely hope that those living in the bcu aren’t smooth down there like their earthly representations, bc these broads like to munch box, of that I’m sure. 

    The animation is…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    Finally a step in the right direction. Paedophiles (in this instance ephebophile for the more anal among us) have historically been portrayed, almost exclusively, by men. So it’s good to see some female representation in such a role, even if it should have happened sooner.  

    Another thing Licorice Pizza does well in this vein is making the hottest character in the film a black women, well, almost. It’s actually the fat old Italian guy she’s works for. But they…