The prevailing feeling I get from this film is that I really want to Google “sensual lesbian kissing xxx” Like my 15 year old self certainly would have. 
I won’t do that though. Either because in the almost decade since ritually watching sensual lesbians kissing was my thing I have come to the realisation that pornography is a powerful tool of satan made exponentially more powerful by the thing on which I am writing this “review” and the thing on…

The two female leads are chased around by an evil dragon with a big glowing cock on its forehead and fly away from the two male love-interests on a rainbow. Ok ladies, the long fingernails ain’t fooling me. I’m sure the guitar isn’t the only thing they strum together. 

I sincerely hope that those living in the bcu aren’t smooth down there like their earthly representations, bc these broads like to munch box, of that I’m sure. 

The animation is…

Finally a step in the right direction. Paedophiles (in this instance ephebophile for the more anal among us) have historically been portrayed, almost exclusively, by men. So it’s good to see some female representation in such a role, even if it should have happened sooner.  

Another thing Licorice Pizza does well in this vein is making the hottest character in the film a black women, well, almost. It’s actually the fat old Italian guy she’s works for. But they…