Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cloud Atlas 2012

  ½ Added

  Are you fucking kidding me?! I just sat through who knows how much filler shit charading as a cohesive story all for what? Nothing. This could've been one movie. The gay writer plotline was actually good and interesting but they threw in some Naruto level fucking filler about eating Asian clones and Tom Hanks just kind of chilling in a post-apocalyptic world... who fucking cares? Just give that one plot all the screen time and scrap the rest. Like you…

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Added

  1. What the fuck?
  2. How did they get Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe to be in this?
  3. How is this so incredible?
  4. What the fuck?

Recent reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  What a feel good movie am I right?

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Everyone was great in this but Robert Pattinson is just him. What a career he's built himself at this point

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  Maybe the singular most incoherent movie of all time. I'd write down all the parts that confused me but I'm just getting over the headache I had from the midpoint and I honestly think it'll come back if I think about the movie anymore

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 30 Mar 2024

  Hysterical horror with a side of cunt