Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  tried to see if you could send a poop emote as a review

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  Shrill Cries of Summer 2008

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  this is definitely the worst way to experience higurashi cuz it's so desperate to cram in as much shit as possible that it ends up boring, but the back half of episode 1 is like *really* good so the back half of this is actually not bad. the fits and casting are absolutely insane

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  Vampyros Lesbos 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  more films should cut from lesbian sex to the thematically relevant scorpion

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  confiscate cameras from this fucking hack jesus Christ

  there was a point where they're going through some Hollywood sets and the director character says "Fascinating how it all seems so believable, but in reality it's a total facade" and then she says "if you're stuck making a sequel, you might as well make it mean something" and then Maxine starts flashing back to X. retire. uninstall microsoft word. save us all

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