Perhaps one of the most flavourless, featureless and overlong blockbusters in recent memory, Jurassic World Dominion barely scrapes a 2 star rating by the skin of its teeth thanks to the welcome return of Spielberg's original cast and their intact bonhomie.
Truth be told, I find Dominion's rampant mediocrity a little surprising. I wouldn't normally raise an eyebrow over a tentpole blockbuster (a sixth instalment in a critically declining franchise at that!) coming out of the oven a swollen mess.…