Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Half Nelson 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 13 Jun 2024

  Damn he’s literally me fr

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  One Day 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Apr 2024

  Wtf are people giving this 4 stars for!?

  You people wouldn’t know a good love story if it hit you with its car.

Popular reviews

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  All Too Well: The Short Film 2021

  ½ Watched 13 Nov 2021

  I really tried to give this the benefit of the doubt, but this is exactly what I expected from Taylor. 

  Calling this empty, bland, boring music video a short film as frankly a bit of a spit in the face to serious film-makers and actually other music videos that deserve to be labelled as short films. Let’s take the Jesus of Suburbia music video as a comparison, which oozes style, interesting camera angles, engaging imagery and cuts that hold your…

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Rewatched 05 Jan 2024 2

  All the pretty shots in the world couldn’t save this from being disappointing and empty, neither could Jacob Elordi or Barry Keoghan.

  The Cinematography:
  
  In a better film, the every-frame-a-painting cinematography might portray the neurosis of Oliver, the dispassion and coldness of the Cattons, the ambiguity of Felix. Here though, the shots serve nothing more than set-dressing; they do nothing to convey what the characters are feeling, what the audience should be feeling and when we finally do get some…

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