Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Troy 2004

  Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  A hilarious combination of legends of the screen and 2004’s most forgettable hot people. I love this fucking movie and when zimmer drops into the proto-dune yelling

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  Heretic 2024

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Really wanted to have any takeaway other than “hugh grant cooking, fun set up ruined by the third act” but, yeah, Hugh grant cooking, fun set up ruined by the third act. Camera does a great job making the one room sets dynamic.

Popular reviews

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  Untold: Malice at the Palace 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2021

  I wish jermaine had literally killed that fat little pistons fan fuck. “Sucker punch”? Talk shit get hit Charlie haddad. Punk bitch. Fuck John green.

  
  Artest going awol only to show up at the source awards with petey Pablo is all time.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★ Watched 20 Apr 2023

  All respect to aster for getting the budget for this twelve hour wankfest but this is not for me. I was so pissed off by the end that it should almost count as a form of artistic merit. Almost.