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  The Interview 2014

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  bro i’m ngl, the only reason i finished this was so i could record it on letterboxd. 

  shit was ass imo, i know i’m somewhat of an outlier but James Franco was painfully unfunny and his supposed “comedic” scenes were about as forced as a lifelong constipation patient trying to go to the toilet. 

  also direction was absolute rubbish with the majority of basic dialogue scenes having some sort of continuity issues. edit is criminal. jokes are flat and any joke which is supposed to be “self aware” or satire was just absolute piss. 

  i laughed a lot at the opening scene with Eminem though!

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  Argentina 1985 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  yooooooooooooo!!! 
  this is fantastic.
  talented cast, well paced, well acted. excellently clinical direction! it just lets the subject matter speak for itself but mixes in splashes of fun and technical transitions throughout. SUCH A JUICY COLOUR-GRADE BRO; this shit visually DUNKS on 99% of current hollywood films atm. 

  “Estos son los tiranos que vivieron de sangre y de rapiña. Aquí se lloran sus despiadadas faltas.” STRAIGHT CHILLS BROOOOOOOOO. incredible line in a stupendously tense and climactic scene. AND ANDDD it…

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  fucking fuck man. this is so fantastic

  DUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SERIOUSLY GOOD STUFF! holy shite. 

  I’d never think that i would be so engrossed in (what appears on the surface) to be a simple jury discussing courtroom evidence… IN A SINGULAR ROOM NO LESS. Immaculate writing, setting, conception acting and just fiction. absolutely SUBLIME.

  i’ve never been so compelled to go and write an English Lit essay on something. bro. seriously got my thematic senses tingling. 
  
  this shit so seriously magnificent bro.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  “strength and honour Lucius” then Paul Mescal bashes him in the head with a fucking rock.

  h-h-hold on? you’re telling me that, h-he was a Gladiator (II) too?! wow…

  A swing and a miss for Ridley Scott. 
  
  This didn’t need to feed off the success of its original as much as it did. If it was better conceived and written it could’ve easily been its own film. which probably would’ve let it stand out on its own, rather than pale in…