Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zoolander 2 2016

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Fairly funny and a solid follow up but way more forgettable than the original

  Like I’ll be so honest I’m only gonna remember Ariana Grande the rest is fading already

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I mean it had 3 of my favorites things

  1. Girls kissing girls
  2. Copious amounts of blood makeup
  3. Marshawn Lynch BEAST MODE BABY

Popular reviews

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  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Big Shark Energy 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  not only was  it among the worst shark week features ive seen, they made me stare at shark penises while I ate my taco

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