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Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Fargo
  • Taxi Driver
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Dog Man

    ★★★

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★½

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★½

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    Dads are gonna fold so much fuckin laundry to this shit.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★½

    Using that compass when you're horny is like grocery shopping when you're hungry. Always masturbate before you use the compass!

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  • Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    ★★

    There's an actress in this movie who can be seen in the earliest minutes of the Kansas storyline. She has dark hair and wears a blue costume, and she helps to shake loose the stuck wagon. That actress is Naomi Winders. She's my very dear friend and watching those scenes play out while she sat three seats to my left was a genuine thrill. I'm told she has lines in Chapter 2, so I will be even more thrilled in…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    There's a lot in this movie worth praising, but I want to pay special attention to two performances: Bernard Hill as Théoden and John Rhys-Davies as the voice of Treebeard. There's an almost Shakespearean quality to them that provides a nice counterbalance to the action scenes.