Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  Great exposure therapy for my fear of needles, some of the best pure cinema this year

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  Very funny, very meta, cool kills (Tatum almost getting sliced in half by the garage door), AND 2002 live action Shaggy is in there a decent chunk. What’s not to love, favorite of the franchise slashers so far

Popular reviews

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2023

  Eras tour in the theater to the right. As they’re going through the list of like 20 unsolved Osage murders at the start TSwift’s bad blood starts blaring through the walls. Movie theaters are so back

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  People bitched about this not being historically accurate but in a scene napoleon quite literally gets on his hands and knees to bark and growl for Vanessa Kirby. That’s as real as it gets

  Other highlights:

  Setpieces the scale of which I haven’t seen since game of thrones with brutally realistic violence

  Every single French cannon has aimbot

  He’s in high heels in almost every scene

  At a point he needs a step ladder to be able to see eye…

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