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The Thing 2011
Opening sentiments of a boy fucking his grandmother in a “hilarious” joke lingers horribly. The people to whom I’m suddenly eager to die make a discovery. I don’t care; already I’ve seen this film, executed much, much better elsewhere.
There’s no excitement or suspense with the recruitment and arrival of Americans/sorry excuse to have this film play out in English.
What an incredible discovery! We’ve found an alien! Our world view is forever changed! Let’s all look at it once then leave.
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Love, Death & Robots: Automated Customer Service 2021
Fun, silly, cute, grotesque
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Gladiator II 2024
Violence has next to no consequence unless it ends in death. In a film like Gladiator, violence must mean EVERYTHING. Any wounds Lucius suffers are simply dabbed at by a medic in the preceding exposition scene: rinse and repeat.
Why is it that comedian, Tim McInnery is the only actor expressing concern for his safety and well being?! Everyone seemingly enters the Colosseum eager to fight. How are we to grasp the awful corruption of Rome when most of its…
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The Batman 2022
Why not just hire David Fincher?
Gotham City fascinates me here. Falcone's hideout exists beneath a club within a club that also overlooks a busy motorway. How can it possibly be that this space has zero atmosphere? No claustrophobic feel or stranglehold sound design.
Catwoman's apartment is simply an apartment with cats that she barely pays attention to. No personal effects or sense of belonging worth noting.
The bat symbol rooftop - just a single level platform. Green screen looks…
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