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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999
fuck I have such strong rose tinted glasses for this I literally only remember the bits I like but so much of it is just garbage
but also pod racing and duel of the fates soooooo
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I'm Still Here 2024
touching, wonderfully shot and structured and underscored by fantastic performances. Easily the best of the best pic noms I've watched so far (which is all but the brutalist)
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Casino Royale 2006
into the Bonds that I actually remember phew thank god we're here - I prefer the grittiness of this and it's very rough around the edges, I think I also appreciate the imperfections that Bond clearly is given here in contrast to smarmy and annoying Brosnan vibes. There is also just way more poker in this film than I remember? Mads is obvs also very good.
I find Eva Green very flat in this. I think I generally just find…
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Gladiator II 2024
This:
- a good action film
- an average successor to the original
- proves the sheer gravitas of Russell Crowe in the original
- a bit of a mess at the start, it's basically the same film
- too much for service, with too many big moments too often and dwelled on for too little
- an absolutely 10/10 performance from Denzel Washington
- an equally good performance from Connie Nielson but I may have loved an additional character thats a woman
- the two emperors are such a good succession to Phoenix but in a non-repetitive way
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