Favorite films

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  Tombstone 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  "Skin that smoke wagon, see what happens"

  I nearly laid an egg and watched it hatch into a bald eagle

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  You're not allowed to watch the Emma Stone dance unless you watch the whole thing. Earn it like Emma

Popular reviews

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  Ghost in the Shell 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  I watched it naked for the full effect

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  Cemetery Man 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2024

  My headcanon is that there were no zombies at all. The main character was insane, running around town shooting people and getting intimate with corpses

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